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Madagascar
Middle Of The Road If you are the sort of person who likes to do one thing per day, spending the remainder of the day planning or thinking about...
Stay home and jump
For those of us who take the meaning of sexy seriously, sometimes curling up with a good book is by far more seductive than wearing limited edition...
Ban the Boys
‘Can I bring Ronnie?’, Zo asks as sweetly as she could, knowing that I’m going to bite her head off. My rage is more than called for....
Girlfriend power
‘I bond better with boys’ . ‘Girls don’t seem to like me’. ‘I don’t have any girlfriends’. When I hear girls say things like this...
Nosy black crow
Every morning a hideously loud crow wakes me from my dreams of flying. What is this crow’s problem? Why is he not flying himself? Why does he (I...
More sex please
So my editor calls and cuts to the chase - ‘Your column needs to have more sex.’ I’d expect him to get that us girls have a lot more on our...
Girl, hit on me!
Gul sits on my red couch and boldly declares, she wants to go where most straight women have never been before. Into a sexual relationship with...
Thrill seekers
Sal, bursts through the kitchen swing doors, trips over a waiter and almost lands head first in my delicately poised frozen kiwi daiquiri. I wonder...
The power of singledom
Crisis. Had a film award ceremony to attend and no date. Let’s not pretend these events are about the awards. Anyone who doubts me, please ask...
Man’s world
God made man. Then decided to improve on the model and made woman. We women choose not to rub this fact in and make the underdog of the human race...
To be(d) or not to be(d)
It’s an age old question. How soon is it ok to bed the man you’re dating? Presuming you are not one of those who needs mummy’s permission or...
Ramifications of a Confused Mind and a Restless Soul
Shruti, the editor calls. And on a platter I’m handed a legit excuse for the unfettered regurgitation of my overstuffed brain. Disturbing...